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Nursery Rhyme

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Nursery Rhyme[1]
How arrogant is the Englishman
of whatever creed or hue
who avers the Arab native
is inferior to the Jew[2]
How Blinkened the American
And all that he can see
is a Disneyfied Holy Land
through Judeao-Christian lunacy[3]
How ugly is the German
with his foolish liberal pride
He’s got a new set of stories
but still commits genocide
How insane is the Israeli
now that history’s put him here
He builds his walls and mows his lawns
in brute anger and red fear
How deceitful the Iranian
and what a hypocrite
Instead of liberating Palestine
he forces Syria to submit
How corrupt the craven Arabs
the dictators bound for hell[4]
The blood of us is on their hands
Our souls is what they sell
[1] Lest the author be accused of indulging in such childish tropes as personification, and national stereotyping, let it be noted that the title ‘Nursery Rhyme’ points knowingly and self-referentially towards the childish.

[2] See Winston Churchill et al.

[3] Or ‘through Judeao-Christian lunettes

[4] The author is too humble an agnostic to claim to know the actually destined destination of the dictators. ‘Hell’ here, then, as may or may not be the case there, in the afterlife, acts as a metaphor rather than a literal fact

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June 16, 2024 at 10:21 am

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Capital

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Here is an extract from the novel I was writing before I got two jobs. The novel might be called ‘Whale’. I’ve written the first of five parts, and one day when things calm down I may be able to write the rest. The extract was published in the Critical Muslim’s Capital issue.

Read it here.

Written by Robin Yassin-Kassab

June 15, 2024 at 9:25 am

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أساطير الآخِرين: لماذا صارت نظرياتُ المؤامرة دِيناً جديداً؟

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I’m very proud to be published in Alpheratz, the new Arabic-language sister publication of the brilliant English-language New Lines. This is my essay on conspiracy theories, originally published at the Critical Muslim, adapted and translated into Arabic. Read it here.

Written by Robin Yassin-Kassab

June 15, 2024 at 9:03 am

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